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Featured Feature: Spring

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:39:55 +0000

Featured Feature: FOOTBALL!

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:33:23 +0000

The Point: Help Picnikers celebrate a certain popular, internationally-televised American Football sporting event, without actually mentioning said event by name, or calling down whole legions full of lawyers.

Christmas Loading Phrases

admin — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:45:20 +0000

Jack Frost nipping at your nose…
Hanging tinsel…
Baking cookies…
Cooking the goose…
Stuffing the turkey…
Glazing the ham…
Roasting the sprouts…
Surreptitiously opening the canned pumpkin…
Tying up the mistletoe…
Letting Rudolf join in reindeer games…
Decking the halls…
Jingling all the way…
Watching the Queen’s message…
Writing cards…
Trying to park at the mall…
Tying the tree down on the roof of the sedan…

Seasonal: Help Text

admin — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:28:40 +0000

From Twitter:

admin — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:50:03 +0000

I think it’s *hilarious* that one of the loading messages on @picnik is “Calling Father Dyer.” That alone is worth the subscription.

-@coffeequeen

Halloween Loading Phrases

admin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:45:22 +0000

Carving pumpkins…
Staking Dracula…
Laying out stakes…
Hanging garlic…
Letting out the ghosts…
Scolding the boogeyman…
Preparing tricks…
Preparing treats…
Ironing the shroud…
Measuring out holy water…
Calling Father Dyer…
Sewing costumes…
Drawing pentagrams…
Loading silver bullets…
Shooing away the bats…
Laying out saucers for the black cats…
Lighting jack-o-lanterns…

Touch Ups: Help Text

admin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:28:32 +0000

Hello Moscone West!

admin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:12:27 +0000

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Man, Myth, Winner: Darrin Massena!

admin — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:11:05 +0000

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Picnik At the WTIA Awards

admin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:04:21 +0000

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